{"product_id":"poetry-for-neanderthals-game","title":"Poetry for Neanderthals Game","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals – The Single-Syllable Party Game\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSay Big Word, Get Bonk.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilarious, fast-paced party game where players must describe words and phrases using only single-syllable words. \nIf you slip up and use a longer word, the other team gets to bop you with an inflatable club. Yes, really.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nSplit into teams and take turns becoming the Neanderthal Poet. Your goal is to get your teammates to guess the secret word or phrase before time runs out.\nThe only rule? You may only use words with one syllable. Use a big word and prepare to be bonked.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to Learn:\u003c\/strong\u003e Takes about 5 minutes to understand and start playing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFast \u0026amp; Fun:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each round is quick, chaotic, and full of laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFamily-Friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e Great for players ages 7 and up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 2px solid #000000; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGame Highlights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🪨 Single-Syllable Only:\u003c\/strong\u003e Speak like a caveman or suffer the bonk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e⏱ Quick Rounds:\u003c\/strong\u003e 15 minutes per game on average.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e😂 400 Total Clues:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided cards for massive replay value.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Illustrated by The Oatmeal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features hilarious artwork by Matthew Inman.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Favorite:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for game nights, parties, and gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGame Type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eParty \/ Word Guessing Game\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlayers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e2+ Players\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAge Range\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eAges 7+\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlay Time\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e15 Minutes\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s In The Box?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e200 Double-Sided Cards (400 Total Clues)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e2 Game Boards\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e1 Sand Timer\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eGrok’s Poetry Journal Cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e1 Inflatable Bonk Club\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eInstruction Manual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\nPerfect for families, friend groups, and anyone who enjoys chaos, laughter, and legally hitting people with inflatable objects. \nAdd \u003cstrong\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart and prepare to speak small.\n\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"AMZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46205581066390,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/6336\/5526\/files\/GUEST_e1c18f9b-85e6-4c41-861d-a77f23f283dc.jpg?v=1769202267","url":"https:\/\/www.lovecalliope.com\/products\/poetry-for-neanderthals-game","provider":"Love Calliope","version":"1.0","type":"link"}