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Poetry for Neanderthals is a hilarious party game where players describe words using only one-syllable words or get bonked with an inflatable club.
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Say Big Word, Get Bonk.
Poetry for Neanderthals is a hilarious, fast-paced party game where players must describe words and phrases using only single-syllable words. If you slip up and use a longer word, the other team gets to bop you with an inflatable club. Yes, really.
Split into teams and take turns becoming the Neanderthal Poet. Your goal is to get your teammates to guess the secret word or phrase before time runs out. The only rule? You may only use words with one syllable. Use a big word and prepare to be bonked.
| Game Type | Party / Word Guessing Game |
| Players | 2+ Players |
| Age Range | Ages 7+ |
| Play Time | 15 Minutes |
Perfect for families, friend groups, and anyone who enjoys chaos, laughter, and legally hitting people with inflatable objects. Add Poetry for Neanderthals to your cart and prepare to speak small.
| Order Total | Shipping Cost (USA) |
|---|---|
| $0 - $24 | $5.99 |
| $25 - $49 | $7.99 |
| $50 - $99 | $9.99 |
| $100+ | Free |










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