Poetry for Neanderthals Game
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Poetry for Neanderthals Game
Poetry for Neanderthals is a hilarious party game where players describe words using only one-syllable words or get bonked with an inflatable club.
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Poetry for Neanderthals – The Single-Syllable Party Game
Say Big Word, Get Bonk.
Poetry for Neanderthals is a hilarious, fast-paced party game where players must describe words and phrases using only single-syllable words. If you slip up and use a longer word, the other team gets to bop you with an inflatable club. Yes, really.
How It Works
Split into teams and take turns becoming the Neanderthal Poet. Your goal is to get your teammates to guess the secret word or phrase before time runs out. The only rule? You may only use words with one syllable. Use a big word and prepare to be bonked.
- Easy to Learn: Takes about 5 minutes to understand and start playing.
- Fast & Fun: Each round is quick, chaotic, and full of laughs.
- Family-Friendly: Great for players ages 7 and up.
Game Highlights
- 🪨 Single-Syllable Only: Speak like a caveman or suffer the bonk.
- ⏱ Quick Rounds: 15 minutes per game on average.
- 😂 400 Total Clues: Double-sided cards for massive replay value.
- 🎨 Illustrated by The Oatmeal: Features hilarious artwork by Matthew Inman.
- 👨👩👧👦 Family Favorite: Perfect for game nights, parties, and gatherings.
Specifications
| Game Type | Party / Word Guessing Game |
| Players | 2+ Players |
| Age Range | Ages 7+ |
| Play Time | 15 Minutes |
What’s In The Box?
- 200 Double-Sided Cards (400 Total Clues)
- 2 Game Boards
- 1 Sand Timer
- Grok’s Poetry Journal Cards
- 1 Inflatable Bonk Club
- Instruction Manual
Perfect for families, friend groups, and anyone who enjoys chaos, laughter, and legally hitting people with inflatable objects. Add Poetry for Neanderthals to your cart and prepare to speak small.
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