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Keep your desk clean in style! This ceramic cat "Gum Parker" provides a fun, sanitary spot for your chewed gum. The ultimate nostalgic gag gift & desk accessory.
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We salute Veterans, First-Responders, Nurses, Teachers, Active Military, and all who put our needs above their own.
We ship to AFO & APO boxes and offer routine discounts by request to troops stationed abroad.
We are skin-color-blind, rainbow-friendly, animal lovers, and proud supporters of the charities listed under CALLIOPE CARES.
Politically, we are neither right nor left — we simply stand for right vs wrong.
We strive to live by the laws of karma each and every day.
We are spiritual; not bound by organized religion, but guided by persistent kindness and forgiveness.
We hope you enjoy and value your experience with us as much as we appreciate you.
We feel lucky to be able to send you something that will bring you joy.
Stay blessed and beautiful, and may this year be your very best one yet!
~ Love, Calliope
Why You Should Embrace Sustainable & Fair-Trade Apparel
Each piece from our apparel line is proudly cut and sewn by our Fair Trade Collective of skilled seamstress artisans in India.
Our handmade beaded jewelry and bags employ a collective of artisans from both India and Indonesia.
These talented women bring decades of experience in sewing and pattern-making, beading, macrame and jewelry creation, and they are the heart of our brand.
By purchasing from our Caliope collections, you are embracing ethical, artisan-made fashion that empowers women through entrepreneurial opportunities.
Your support helps these artisans provide for their families while doing what they love—proving that style unites us all, no matter the zip code.
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💲You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
❌Some product categories are restricted from returns such as jewelry, intimates, swimsuits and cosmetics. All final sale and clearance items are excluded from returns.
7️⃣You should expect to receive your refund in the form of store credit within 7 Days of receipt of your return. You will receive notice of our receipt of your return via email.
Free Shipping To USA on Orders $100+
📦🌍We can ship to most countries on the planet! Note that there are shipping restrictions on some products/items which vary by country. We are not responsible for Customs Fees or for any charges resulting from having to re-ship an item returned to us by the courier.
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Read The Truth About Temu/Amazon/TikTok Jewelry
A recent investigation reported by the New York Post highlighted major safety concerns surrounding ultra-cheap jewelry sold on major online platforms like Amazon and TikTok Shop.
At our store, your health and safety are paramount. We are committed to complete transparency and high-quality craftsmanship:
Always know what goes onto your skin—invest in safe, quality-tested jewelry created with care in the USA, Europe or through Fair-Trade Collectives.
Stop sticking your chewed gum on random wrappers, coffee mugs, or nightstands!
Meet the Ceramic Cat "Gum Parker"—the delightfully quirky, practical solution to a problem you didn't even know you had. Designed as a charming, belly-up retro cat figurine, this little holder gives your chewed gum its very own designated "parking spot" while you grab a bite, take a phone call, or head to bed.
Whether you’re looking for a hilarious conversation starter for your office desk or the ultimate unique gift for the person who has everything, this vintage-inspired ceramic piece delivers equal parts humor and functionality.
Practical & Sanitary: Provides a clean, dedicated spot to rest your gum mid-day without leaving sticky residue on furniture or paper scraps.
Charming Vintage Aesthetic: Styled after classic mid-century novelty collectibles with a hand-painted look and playful retro packaging.
Versatile Desk Companion: When not on "gum duty," it doubles as a cute ring dish, earring holder, paperweight, or chopstick rest.
Durable Ceramic Craftsmanship: Made from sturdy glazed ceramic that’s built to last and easy to wipe clean.
The Ultimate Gag Gift: Perfect for office Secret Santa exchanges, white elephant parties, stock stuffers, or any cat and gum lover in your life.
| Feature | Details |
| Material | High-Quality Glazed Ceramic |
| Dimensions | 3.4" L x 1" W x 1" H |
| Color | Classic White with Red & Black Accents |
| Care Instructions | Hand wash or wipe clean with a damp |
| Order Total | Shipping Cost (USA) |
|---|---|
| $0 - $24 | $5.99 |
| $25 - $49 | $7.99 |
| $50 - $99 | $9.99 |
| $100+ | Free |










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