A TINY FART DIARY
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A Tiny Fart Diary: For Your Gastrointestinal History
And by tiny… we mean really tiny.
These journals will help you remember the important moments of your life—you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here.
Date, Rate, and Evaluate
Every page includes space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history.
- Track the Details: Dedicated space for the date, location, and a summary of the experience.
- Classy Design: Just because the subject matter is gross doesn't mean the book has to be. It features gold-edged pages and a foil-stamped cover.
- Leave a Legacy: Ensure your gassy stories live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day (depending on how gassy you are).
Use it to promote healthier eating habits, or just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a fart way more than it deserved.
Product Highlights
- 📓 Vintage Inspired: Features a perfect-bound, foil-stamped felt cover.
- ✨ Gold Accents: Gold-edged pages add a touch of elegance to your flatulence.
- 📝 112 Pages: Plenty of room to note your best (or worst) experiences.
- 🎁 The Perfect Gag Gift: A fun and memorable way for friends to record their most interesting or boring farts.
Specifications
| Product Type | Miniature Novelty Journal |
| Dimensions | 2.56" W x 3.69" H |
| Page Count | 112 Pages |
| Cover Material | Foil Stamped Felt |
What’s In The Box?
- 1 Tiny Fart Diary
Don't let a single toot go unremembered. Add The Tiny Fart Diary to your cart today!
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